Over and over you spew your stance
Belting out inaccuracies and falsehoods
Simply take the phone from your pocket
Type in your argument and see how few agree
I will no longer be the sounding board
Never again will I withstand your hail of vocal arrows
After this, you will be left alone to scream into the void
Today we argue but tomorrow I will be free
Everyone knows The Two Towers is the worst Lord of the Rings movie